🤡 TROY HITE ⚡ SENIOR AZURE SOLUTION ENGINEER ☁️ MICROSOFT 🌆 TWIN CITIES MN 🏆 COOLEST GUY IN THE ROOM 🤡 TROY HITE ⚡ SENIOR AZURE SOLUTION ENGINEER ☁️ MICROSOFT 🌆 TWIN CITIES MN 🏆 COOLEST GUY IN THE ROOM 🤡 TROY HITE ⚡ SENIOR AZURE SOLUTION ENGINEER ☁️ MICROSOFT 🌆 TWIN CITIES MN 🏆 COOLEST GUY IN THE ROOM 🤡 TROY HITE ⚡ SENIOR AZURE SOLUTION ENGINEER ☁️ MICROSOFT 🌆 TWIN CITIES MN 🏆 COOLEST GUY IN THE ROOM

Est. Twin Cities, MN

Troy Hite The Most Unhinged Azure
Expert You'll Ever Meet Senior Azure Solution Engineer · Microsoft · 14+ Years in the Cloud

By day, Troy architects enterprise cloud solutions at Microsoft. By night, he's just a guy in Minneapolis wondering why Kubernetes is so complicated. He is, objectively, a pretty cool dude. His friends made this website.

Microsoft Certified Azure Expert Cloud Whisperer Professional Clown*
Troy Hite, Professional

*AI-enhanced portrait · accuracy not guaranteed

By the numbers

14+
Years of cloud expertise (or suffering, unclear)
∞
Azure certifications collected like Pokémon
1
Dedicated website, made by his friends as a prank

Known facts about Troy

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He Lives in the Cloud

Both literally (Azure) and metaphorically (his head). If you need enterprise cloud architecture at 11pm on a Tuesday, Troy's your guy.

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Knows Everyone

Troy has a Microsoft contact for every possible situation. Servers down? He texts someone. Identity crisis? Probably has a contact for that too.

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Dakota State Grad

Proved that you can come from South Dakota and end up running enterprise cloud strategy at one of the largest companies on the planet. Respect.

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Twin Cities Royalty

Minneapolis-Saint Paul's most distinguished resident (unconfirmed). Has survived multiple Minnesota winters, which automatically qualifies him as tough.

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Professional Clown

Not officially, but the AI seemed to think this was accurate based on available evidence. We're inclined to agree. The nose suits him.

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Great at Hanging Out

Sources close to Troy (his friends who made this website) report that Troy is an excellent hang. 10/10 would invite to things.